Every time I hang out with my friends in The City. There are several questions that they usually ask:
1: Friends: How are guys at Cal? Are they cute?
Me: Very cute indeed, intelligent and passionate guys are always hot. They are smart and they work hard without attitude
2: Friend: Have you been on any date?
Me: yes, many, assignment due dates
3: Friend: do you join any club? what do you do for fun?
Me: I am very offended. I am a struggling Berkeley student. I spend my time in the basement with my problem sets. I hate sunshine and fun.
4: Friend: Am I Single?
Me: No, I am in a strictly closed and abusive relationship with my homework.
Ok. I should be studying instead of procrastinating